Sunday 29 May 2011

The hipster 'art movement.'

The entire hipster 'art movement' is just one giant jerk circle, its members reliving themselves over each others work in a self-congratulatory loop with no apparent sense of self-awareness that what they are doing is neither original or liked by anyone outside there previously mentioned, jerk circle.    


Hope i'm not being too much of a philistine. 

Monday 23 May 2011

John Donne - No man is an island.

I don't really like this poem;


"No man is an island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind. And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." 


For one reason: "No man is an island" - Some men are islands. Notable examples include Eric Pickles, Eamon Holmes and James Corden.       

Friday 13 May 2011

Ali Smith, why did you write this?

The highlight:










Sounds like something out of a YBA version of This Is Spinal Tap. 
Arse of the highest order.

(Original article)
     

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Lookalikes



Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo and Caroline Lucas, Leader of the Green Party and MP.